Dear Members of The P ClubPlease note
If any of my lovely club members receive a message on their blogs, which appears to be from The P BUT, is:
Full of profanities
Mean-spirited
Nasty
Racist
Misogynist
Not witty
Many references to body parts
Then – it is not a real message from the P
There is Scottish man called Dave – he has a little moustache and blond hair. Those messages are from Dave.
He has a blog – which nobody visits, but him. P has popped over to his little Blog - left a few messages and Scotty Dave has pooped his pants.
He admires The P
And want to be The P
He has mirrored The P’s blog
Mirrored The P by mirroring The P’s profile.
He is obsessed with The P and wants to be The P
So be warned.
Remember:
Good/witty/inspiring messages = Mr P
Sad/profane/uninspiring messages = Scotty Dave
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ReplyDeleteLOL, you're a funny one eh! Full marks for making Bridget laugh! (it doesn't take much ha!;) )
ReplyDeleteDo we get to choose who visits us between P. and Dave? ;)